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hello everybody!
i am feeling very sprightly, elated, exciting, joyful, happy, relaxed, luxurious today because i have finished all my test and tmr is the NDP sch celebration which i will have to be doin duty! but i guess it fun. anyway recently had nth much. just got back my science, maths and compre marks. will post them when i get back everything. since i am so happy today, i will show you all some videos and jokes that are really hilarious! suits my mood now! so here goes:
jokes
1. A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

2. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

3. A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"."I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

alright peeps hope u enjoyed these 3 jokes. now for some hilarious videos of models falling down. sorry but i am too lazy to post so i will just give the links. remember to watch!

the funniest!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-cqUj99zMI&feature=related
super duper stupid! haha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwkWDmEamCA&feature=related
omg scaryyy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zpQJxlyvDg&feature=related
did she die? i think she did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2p8ijhZDE
haha obscence!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqdbZgusZn4&feature=related
this is super ridiculous!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXY0ji3eOGc&feature=related
ok so this is all. it is super funny REALLY. so after watching this hope everyone would cheer up especially xuan yu! put a smile on ur faces people! :D